Error 13: Illegal brain function. Process terminated.

REALITY.DAT not found. Atempting to restore Universe...... REALITY.SYS Corrupted - Unable to recover Universe
Press Esc key to reboot Universe, or any other key to continue...

REALITY.SYS corrupted- reboot Universe (Y/N)?

USER ERROR: replace user and press any key to continue.

Volume in Drive C: TOO_LOUD!

Press [ESC] to detonate or any other key to explode.

BREAKFAST.COM halted... cereal port not responding!

Virus detected! P)our chicken soup on motherboard?

.signature not found! reformat hard drive? [Yn]

Backup not found! A)bort, R)etry or P)anic?

Spellchecker not found. Press -- to continue ...

A)bort, R)etry or S)elf-destruct?

A)bort, R)etry, I)gnore, V)alium?

A)bort, R)etry, I)nfluence with large hammer.

A)bort, R)etry, P)ee in drive door

Backup not found: A)bort, R)etry, M)assive heart failure?

Bad command or file name. Go stand in the corner.

Close your eyes and press escape three times.

DYNAMIC LINKING ERROR: Your mistake is now everywhere.

Computer possessed? Try DEVICE=C:\EXOR.SYS

SENILE.COM found... Out Of Memory.

APATHY ERROR: Don't bother striking any key.

ZAP! Process discontinued. Enter any 12-digit prime number to resume.